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liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

mumfordness:

merlin + lord of the rings quotes (13/?)

“I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.”

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

colinmorganshair-blog:

bigbardafree:

not-safe-for-earth:

lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans, other dyslexia-friendly alternatives include Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, Century Gothic and Trebuchet.

thank

as a teacher, this is really really beyond valuable to know.  thank you!

(I’m switching over to Verdana for all my class handouts and documents)

smilesandvials:
“ appropriately-inappropriate:
“ For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing plants,
KEEP WALKING.
It...

smilesandvials:

appropriately-inappropriate:

For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing plants,

KEEP WALKING.

It could be a body dump.

…I really expected this to be about the dangers of walking into a faerie ring and being offered food by faw folk and foolishly accepting, leaving you trapped in faerieland forever for having consumed the offerings of a host, a warning that I was given as a child (and nobody I go to school with was, those kids are gonna end up in some trouble).

But this is interesting too.

automatically:

when u see ur ex in public but you’re all alone

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dutchster:

my sleep schedule says “party animal” but my lifestyle says “reclusive maniac”