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l0stvegas:

how dare you treat me like this dont you know im neurodivergent and *remembers i’m over 18* a major

fredersen:

you’ve heard of the “drowned victorian child” look. now get ready for the “withered german expressionist character” look

sovengardeswag:

No little German boy, don’t go into the somnambulist tent!

weepylucifer:

If Doctor Caligari said to me “I’m keeping a sleepy goth boy in a box for some totally legitimate reason, and now you can ask him any question, because he knows the past and sees the future I Guess” I would simply ask Cesare if he’s okay and whether he wants to be kept in a box

svankmajerbaby:

Das Cabinet des Dr Caligari (1920) // Frankenstein (1931)

abyssopelagiccs:

ruelukas22:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

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memorycycle:

there had to be something like trampolines before we felt the need to make artificial ones . maybe a type of animal we jumped on that went extinct

lesb0:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

incredible. you can SEE who’s absolutely plastered by how theyre slurring their signs

manywinged:

manywinged:

it’s because you’re always in that damn giant robot

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now i’m not trying to be a smartass or anything but i’ve watched neon genesis evangelion and i’m pretty sure they had the opposite kind of problem

nerves-nebula:

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

wait americans can just. buy massive bottles of ibuprofen what the fuck

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ONE THOUSAND TABLETS. ONE THOUSAND OF THEM??? im jealous we only get like 16

when you’re on here like ‘mmm yummy five ibuprofen make headache go away’ you’re not struggling with little packets you’re just straight chugging that shit what the fuck

i imagine its compensation for not actually having healthcare